Holiday in' hell.
Described as being 'similar to a Holiday Inn', this is specifically not the case! Inefficient and unsympathetic staff on the front desk form the overture to a number of acts which descend into tragedy and heated moments. For instance, rather than co-operating in order to solve a problem, their solution is to suggest that you leave! The heating is operated from the front office which is blisteringly hot. Consequently, the rooms become a Hell's inferno. On the 'plus' side, bugs and insects aren't in evidence .. probably can't stand the heat!